Dove "Promises" (tm) candy has a saying inside each wrapper. But due to space limitations, they have to omit the rest of the saying.
This blog is devoted to fixing that problem.
posted by Explanations at 2:27 PM
Because I'm your father, and I said so.End of story.
It's not like jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge ever killed anyone right?
"Hey, why not?"Is that the best you can do?I mean, most people, after they knock over every headstone in the cemetary with the bumper of their F150, can come up with something better. How about, "The booze made me do it?"
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